Romo Gives Jessica the Boot...

>> Monday, July 13, 2009

Tony Romo has apparently gave the retarded blonde the boot. Tony, being the sly guy that he is, chose to dump her just a day prior to her 29th birthday. I'm assuming he chose the dumping date so he wouldn't have to worry about buying an extravagant birthday gift that someone of her self-perceived celebrity stature would require.

I can't decide if this was a good idea or not. Sure, she is on the verge of being mentally challenged and as annoying as a bad case of crabs, but she is still pretty smoking hott...I mean, remember this video?

Honestly, is Tony gonna find something better than that?

It's a slow news day, if you can't tell..