>> Monday, August 31, 2009
Say hello to Whitney...
Say hello to Whitney...
You think Josh McDaniels is regretting his decision now? You think his pompous ass still believes he is such a "bad-ass" coach that he can win without a franchise quarterback?
Cutler absolutely lit the Broncos up ass up last night, and I know it was a pre-season game, but both Cutler and the Broncos had something to prove! While Cutler was going 15-21 and close to 150 yards, Kyle Orton (yes, the man that McDaniels "wanted") was crying on the sidelines with a gash in his finger and a paltry 66.2 passer rating for the pre-season.
So, now the Bears have a franchise quarterback for the future and, well, McDaniels and the Broncos have Kyle Orton.
So, McDaniels, are you still happy with your decision?
Sorry about the delay on getting The PMB back up and running,
I was in the process of moving into a new apartment and getting the internet up and running has been a HASSLE. I finally have the internet now and my evenings will be filled with more PMB.
Thanks for the patience.
Brooke Burke, FTW!
While Kris is off doing whatever the hell it is Kris does of the evenings and Gary is, well, being Gary...I figured I'd go ahead and let you shit heads know that football season has arrived and that The PMB is set to return to its regular scheduled programming as of tomorrow.
Sorry for the recent slowdown (I know we've apologized and apologized), but none of us are interested in a sport that a 6'1, 318 pound man who is in worse shape than your PMB bloggers is considered a "stud." I'd rather see Brett Favre's annoying mug on the television screen 24/7 than have to watch C.C. Sabathia's fat ass attempt to take a shutout into the 8th inning against the Kansas City Royals, and Gary and Kris feel the same way.
So, once again, thank you for your patience during the trying time of a sports fan's year and we hope that you'll enjoy all the new content that is set to come.
Would you let Rihanna clean your house?
I'm not even going to post a picture of that annoying little bitch man, Brett Favre. His overdramatic, attention-whoring ass has driven me off the proverbially ledge.
Nobody cares about you, Brett. Sure, you're still a capable football player, who now has the opportunity to lead a pretty solid team, but I don't want to hear you refer to yourself in third person anymore. You've tarnished what should have been a great legacy as one of the most liked players in the history of the NFL and turned it into the Hollywood Hogan heel turn of the 90s.
How about you talk to Barry Sanders and get some lessons in retirement...when you retire, you STAY retired. We'll give you one mulligan, but shit, we're up to number 237 now.
Enough is enough. Shut the hell up, go home to Mississippi and let us get on with our football lives.
Its been out a while, but hasn't been posted. Its not exactly SFW..so beware.
On a side note, I hope everyone is enjoying pre-season football...its about time for The PMB to return to its normal scheduled programming. So enjoy the downtime, drink a beer, get a BJ from your woman and be ready for an explosion of posting in about t-minus 2 weeks. :)
Before the cocaine, lesbian affairs and downward spiral of her career, Lindsay Lohan was pretty damn hott!
While all you other bastards are wasting your time playing Madden 2010, I've been busy scouring the internet for something newsworthy and, at the very least, enjoyable to talk about. However, to my chagrin, there is a better chance of me tappin' Meagan Fox tonight than finding something the least bit entertaining, unless you consider Michael Phelps and his car wreck entertainment.
Apparently, Phelps had himself a beer, decided to go for a joyride and was hit by another car, Of course, the police didn't administer any form of sobriety test because Phelps showed no signs of insobriety. I doubt that is how the story really played out, but you know, according to the judicial system, its now okay for athletes to booze it up and then wreck a car (see Donte Stallworth).
Phelps was cited with driving with an expired license and will still have to see his day in court, but, it appears, he has slipped through the cracks once again, just like his dance with mary jane earlier this year.
As most of us are in a dead sprint to get Madden 2010, we cannot forget that Magic Johnson turns 50. Here are a few of Ervin's most clutch moments ...
The police transcript of Karen Sypher's testimony has been released.
It goes into extreme detail! Please, remember that this is her conversation with the police and take it with a grain of salt until the rest of the news releases.
Boston Red Sox, Kevin Youkilis, charges the mound after being hit with a pitch throw by Detroit Tiger Rick Porcello. Nice helmet toss!
Sticking with the theme...
Sticking to my old school crush theme...
Carmen Electra for your viewing pleasure.
Talk about the worst weekend in a long time in sports, I've been forced to inform you about the "World Sauna Championships,"
Yes, thats right, they have a world sauna championship.
Apparently, the winner won with a whopping time of 3 minutes and 26 seconds? Seriously, just how damn hot was this sauna? Even my ass can sit in a sauna for 10-15 minutes without having to puss out?
Ok, I quit. I can't post about this shit.
I just want you to see what I'm talking about when I say the sports world is completely dead, unless you want to read about TO's dumbass in a pre-season football game!
I think I should have just posted a chubby of the day, instead.
Evangeline Lilly FTW.
Sure, Kelly Kapowski is getting up there in years, but you can't tell me shes still not hotttttt.
How sexy is this?
What's up folks? I just wanted to apologize for the recent slowdown that has been occurring! The PMB is not stopping, its not going anywhere and we're here for the long haul, but you have to understand that this is the SLOWEST time of the year for sports news and anything entertaining in general.
The PMB will be back to its regularly scheduled 7-8 posts a day when football season breaks in the coming weeks! Sorry, we're not huge baseball fans until the post season and what fun is it reading a recap of the reds vs. the brewers?
So, be patient with us during the coming weeks, and then you will see an explosion of posting coming from some of the biggest NFL and college football fans in the game.
Audrina Patridge....yes, she's FIIIIIIIIIINE.
Video of some hard hits in AFL!
It seems as though The Arena Football League will come to an end after 22 years. The AFL is on the brink of declaring bankruptcy, and according to the regional director of the AFL player's association, the end "seems to be inevitable at this point." The player's association will soon accept the owners' decision and all operations will cease.
I can't say that I am that surprised. The league suspended play for the entire 2009 season with hopes to regain some form heading into 2010. With teams dropping out of the league and other teams shutting down operations, a 2010 season did not look promising. As expenses increased and income declined, I am not surprised the league has came to an end. It isn't like I watched the AFL anyways.
This guy, Aries Spears, sounds identical to the rappers he is trying to imitate...take a look..he is spot on as Dmx, LL Cool J, Jay Z, and my personal favorite, Snoop Dogg.
Rachel Bilson FTW....