>> Thursday, August 6, 2009
Rashard Lewis, quite possibly the most overpaid man in the NBA, apparently decided to go Big Papi and get on the juice. Rashard tested positive toward the end of last season, and as a result will be looking at a ten game suspension to begin this upcoming schedule.
Something of this nature has been a rare occurrence since David Stern implemented the NBA's updated drug testing policy ten years ago. Lewis became only the 6th man in league history to strive for a set of man-tits and a personality like Lattimer, although I don't see him bitch slapping a 5'1 cheerleader. Luckily for the Magic, the suspension is short and at the beginning of the season and shouldn't affect them in the long run.