Can Cuban buy safety?

>> Monday, May 11, 2009

Mark Cuban may have stepped on the wrong toes this time around. Why, out of all people in the NBA, would you tell K-Mart's mother he is a thug? HIS MOTHER MARK! Are you certifiably insane?

You've seen Kenyon on a regular basis, Mark. Correct?

Does he look stable to you?

There are few players in the NBA who would scare me in a back alley...Rasheed Wallace, Ron Artest, Stephen Jackson, Zach Randolph and K-Mart would lead my starting five...and you just pissed off possibly the meanest of the bunch.

I hope you're 2.3 billion dollars of net worth can buy you protection...because K-Mart is pissed...

"Don't say nothing to my kids or my family," Martin said, according to The Post. "If you got something to say, say it to me. But I'm going to take care of it. I'm not going to do the whole media thing, back and forth. That's his thing. I'm more of a face-to-face type of dude."

I don't think you can dance your way out of this one, Cuban. I suggest you sit in the luxury boxes, hop on your Cessna after the game and get out of the country immediately!

K-Mart is comin' and hell, also known as some homies from Detroit, is comin' with him!


Bobby Jenks don't take no crap!

An honest baseball player? I didn't think those existed anymore.

However, chubby closer Bobby Jenks has proven me wrong! After nearly nailing Texas Rangers second baseman, Ian Kinsler, with a smokin' fat boy fastball, Jenks had this to say after the game:

"No, I meant to. To send a message," Jenks said, according to the newspaper. "Basically I was saying, 'I'm sick of seeing our guys get hit and hurt and almost get taken out of the game.' I threw it with intention."

Hopefully, Jenks teammates took him out for a bratwurst and brewsky after the game. It's rare you see a baseball player with the balls to stand up for their teammates anymore....(at least ones that aren't shrunken by steroid use).


Patterson Returns......

Patrick Patterson held his press conference today declaring his intentions to return for his junior season. Patterson did not even bother to workout for NBA teams and didn't rule out the possibility of returning for his senior season.

Patterson had this to say:

"At first I wanted to do, I was focused and concentrated on trying it," Patterson said. "I thought I could possibly be lotto (pick) if I went out there and proved myself to teams. I wanted to give it a try. I wanted to be done with college and play in the NBA.

"That was my mindset at the time, but I started thinking to myself, 'Do I really want to do this? Do I really want to leave, especially with the team we'll have?' I realized it's the wrong decision to leave at this time."

Kentucky opponents will have to deal with Patterson and his booogie eating ways for, at least, one more year.


Who knew Big Baby was so clutch?

Can someone tell me when did Glenn "Big Baby" Davis become so clutch? Not only did he hit the game winner with no time on the clock but he also hit a contested 12 foot jump shot 20 seconds earlier to put the Celtics up by one before Rashard Lewis came down and hit two free throws to reclaim a one point lead over the C's.

Who needs Kevin Garnett when you have Glenn Davis? He put up 21 points and 6 rebounds, not exactly Kevin Garnett numbers but he did almost match the Big Ticket's interview skills shown last year after the Celts won the finals. This is what is known as comedic gold people...if you missed it, you can view it right here.