>> Sunday, May 17, 2009
Is there a more despised team in the country than the Blue Devils of Duke? Arrogance, elitism, a student fan base who has less knowledge about basketball than my blind grandma with hammer toe are all reasons that bring forth the disdain towards the Blue Devil program.
I present to you, The PlayMakers ten reasons to hate Duke Basketball:
The epitome of the annoying Duke point guard. Bobby Hurley started the tradition, but Wojo took it to the next level. Undersized, outclassed talent wise, flopper and attitude galore...Wojo brings forth a hate that cannot be understated. If I were a current Duke player and he slapped the floor while scrimmaging...I'd probably be forced to kick him directly in the junk.
I used to respect you, Dick. I used to enjoy you calling a game...Until you decided to practically only call Duke games and become a bigger homer than Berman for the Buffalo Bills.
Your drool fest with Coach K is beyond sickening and the Duke tangents that you start on when calling another game is disrespectful, disgusting and nauseating. Retire, Dick....call it a day.
Seriously, that's not a walk? I could probably take the time to post 50 youtube videos, but I believe I will leave it at that.
If there is one person in the media that surpasses Dookie V. in his undying love for Duke, it is the ACC homer Mike Patrick. Patrick only calls ACC basketball games and the occasional lacrosse championship these days and his ridiculous man crush on J.J. Redick goes above and beyond being a fan. Actually, I believe Patrick waits on J.J. after his Magic games for a full body rubdown.
Ah, J.J.. Sure you can shoot the ball and I'm extremely surprised at your moderate success in the NBA. However, the moment your pot smoking incident was swept under the table, I began to dislike you. I don't like your bacne....I don't like your hand gestures and I surely can't stand your whining.
Outside of Tyler Hansbrough, you're the easiest person for me to dislike in the past decade.
What exactly is a Blue Devil? Isn't the devil supposed to be red? I guess ghetto ass Durham is the only place you can find a BLUE devil.
Hey, lets find a college to send all the unathletic, nerdy kids for school. We can then let them paint their bodies and make up asinine cheers for their beloved school. They'll have zero knowledge of the sport that they're cheering for, but they will really want to make you believe they are brilliant basketball minds.
Enter Cameron Indoor Stadium on an ACC Wednesday and you'll see several thousand of the above mentioned persona. Nauseating. On top of all that, I've never seen a single hot girl as a Cameron Crazy...
3)Squeaky Clean image
According to the media, Duke basketball is above cheating. They would never buy a house for Chris Duhon's mother or find places of employment for parents of big time recruits. Please. Coach K is just as dirty as the other coach 9 miles down the road.
You're not gay, right? HA!
I wish Timberlake would have ripped your head off when you stepped on his chest in 1992. I give you credit...you're one of the best college basketball players to ever play the game, but as a Kentucky fan...I will never, ever forgive you for 1992. I was tired of you're stupid new commercial after seeing two seconds of it and I'm so glad I don't have to see on the NBA hardwood anymore.
Slide into oblivion, Christian. Just stay away.
Ol' Rat Face....Whether you're cursing at the officials or crying in Patrick Patterson's living room...you never cease to amaze. I do believe my favorite moment was the "alleged" fainting episode.
I don't really consider that fainting...It looked more like he was extremely tired and needed a nap.
The greatest moment in Coach K's career? His wonderful Jeff Capel lead team that he left hanging because he had hip/back issues. Sure, it wasn't because the team was going to be terrible and Coach K didn't want the losing record on his resume.