Oh, Geez.

>> Monday, November 9, 2009





Folks, if you were like me, you had to believe there would be no-one in the country as annoying as Tyler Hansbrough to grace the hardwood this season. Well, after watching UNC open the season tonight (against the worst D-1 team I have ever seen...mix in Isiah Thomas and FIU may be transitioning back to NAIA), I came to the conclusion that I was terribly wrong.

Meet the Wear Brothers, Travis and David.



Sure, we all heard how completely overrated they were this offseason and none of us were sure what to expect from the two white kids from Mater Dei. Well, it appears they have decided to pattern their game exactly after the Great White Hype, Tyler Hansbrough, himself. Seriously, why the fuck did you do this to us Roy? WHY! Then you decide to let them do the most gay thing possible...wear #34 and #43...HOW CUTE!

So, be prepared for four more years of flopping, tom-foolery and ridiculous facial expressions in Chapel Hill, because Roy (and his spray on tan) apparently like to make us suffer.

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Chubby of the Day...



Mila Kunis....who cares if she dates the guy from Home Alone...

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It's College Basketball Season ALREADY?





Yeah, I know its been a while. I've had shit to do, and I'm not even gonna apologize for having a real life outside of the internet.

However, since its obvious that the commissioners of the BCS conferences are attempting to make sure that no-one crashes their system...I've lost interest in the integrity of college football this season, and thats something I never thought I'd hear myself say. Therefore, I'm turning my attention, for the time being, over to the world of college basketball....

Welcome to the PMB's inaugural TOP 25...

25)Kansas State
24)Minnesota
23)Dayton
22)Louisville
21)Georgia Tech
20)Clemson
19)Mississippi State
18)Washington
17)Ohio State
16)Georgetown
15)Tennessee
14)Oklahoma
13)Butler
12)California
11)Ohio State
10)Duke
9)North Carolina
8)UCONN
7)Purdue
6)Texas
5)Michigan State
4)Villanova
3)West Virginia
2)Kentucky
1)Kansas

Breakdowns of the top 10 teams coming throughout the week :)

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