Notre Dame, It's Time to Realize...

>> Wednesday, March 10, 2010



That you're no longer one of the upper echelon programs in the country. Sure, you have the tradition, the facilities and the fan base, but you lack one integral part of the elite programs, TALENT. Colin Cowherd said it best today, "You look in the mirror and see Florida, but you should be looking in the mirror and seeing Purdue."

You can scream to the masses that you deserve being an independent because of your lucrative contract with NBC, that only you possess, but do you not realize that every team in the country is on TV several times a year? Hell, SMU was on TV a couple of times this season!

Quit avoiding the inevitable, Notre Dame. Join the Big Ten. Play a normal schedule, that doesn't include Army, Navy, Air Force and the Armed Forces for the mentally challenged!

Drop the superiority angle. You haven't won anything of substance since Lou Holtz was spitting all over 18 year olds back in 1992.

The only thing you've provided us with over the last decade was the enjoyment of this man..



Charlie Weis and his FUPA was keeping ND football afloat, but without his extreme fatness roaming the sidelines, you now lack anything in the form of entertainment.

When you reach that level of boredom...there is only one place you belong Notre Dame fans...

A member of the Big Ten Football fraternity!

So, take the meteoric leap into the most mediocre conference in football. Listen to Happy Gilmore and...

3 comments:

Anonymous March 10, 2010 at 1:07 PM  

hahahaha. man i miss happy gilmore!

Anonymous March 10, 2010 at 4:31 PM  

for you to say Notre Dame is no longer an elite program is asinine. You have no idea what in the world you are talking about. Go back to the whole you crawled out of.

Derrick March 10, 2010 at 11:16 PM  

haha. Notre Dame fans are so sensitive. You're not an elite program. You haven't been in years, and with the football powers moving to the South..it'll be a long time before you can recruit the talent to compete on a national level.

I hate to break it to you, but those "recruiting clases" that are ranked so highly, are ranked that high because ND sells magazines. Thats why your talent isn't translating.